Why you should turn down a marriage proposal:
- You don't like them. Plain and rather obvious. Don't like em, don't say yes.
- They aren't Johnny Depp. Okay, maybe this one only applies to me, but hey, you can't settle.
- They hate your dog. Just no, let's not even go there.
- They're an immigrant and need you to marry them in order to stay in the country. It's just not alright in my book.
- They don't like your favorite food. Food is a biiiiiig part of my life and if you don't appreciate a taco, please go away.
- You've already been married, like, seventeen times. It's probably not going to be the right one this time, so why bother?
- They aren't Emily...or human. So they don't really go together because Emily is a human, but seriously. We don't marry aliens around here. Or people who aren't Emily's level of awesome.
That's it then. What're your reasons for not marrying someone?
I really like this. If i ever have problems when I'm older lol I'm totally going to your blog ah.
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