Thursday, January 14, 2010

Seven Reasons to Turn Down a Marriage Proposal

So, as you can see in the title, this is going to be seven reasons to not accept a marriage proposal.

Why you should turn down a marriage proposal:
  1. You don't like them. Plain and rather obvious. Don't like em, don't say yes.
  2. They aren't Johnny Depp. Okay, maybe this one only applies to me, but hey, you can't settle.
  3. They hate your dog. Just no, let's not even go there.
  4. They're an immigrant and need you to marry them in order to stay in the country. It's just not alright in my book.
  5. They don't like your favorite food. Food is a biiiiiig part of my life and if you don't appreciate a taco, please go away.
  6. You've already been married, like, seventeen times. It's probably not going to be the right one this time, so why bother?
  7. They aren't Emily...or human. So they don't really go together because Emily is a human, but seriously. We don't marry aliens around here. Or people who aren't Emily's level of awesome.

That's it then. What're your reasons for not marrying someone?

1 comment:

  1. I really like this. If i ever have problems when I'm older lol I'm totally going to your blog ah.

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